i would of started peeing on him i swear!
Excuse me, sir, but i am trying to take a tinkle over here and i can’t perform this act because YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT...
A COMPLETE VIOLATION OF BRO CODE! NUKE THAT MOFO FROM ORBIT!
Fucking hate this
i had to wait in line today because there was only one urinal unoccupied…with two people on both sides
I’d zip up, and move.